Overhearing this cell phone conversation, right now:
"I am at the liberry. How do I make the menu go away?"
"I am at the liberry right now and I need to make the menu go away."
"I am at the liberry. How do you make the menu go away? It's a pop-up. "
"I can't make it move to the left.... No. It don't move up."
She has to call a friend to use the computer at the library? There is a librarian sitting 5 feet away.
Oh wait, the librarian is busy directing someone to the bathroom.
(Give me a moment while I put my head in my hand and cry.)